{"id":17,"date":"2006-07-04T17:56:46","date_gmt":"2006-07-04T22:56:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.atouk.com\/wordpress\/?p=17"},"modified":"2006-12-06T18:28:21","modified_gmt":"2006-12-06T23:28:21","slug":"sorry-im-not-nicole","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.atouk.com\/wordpress\/sorry-im-not-nicole\/","title":{"rendered":"Sorry, I&#8217;m not Nicole"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Nope, and I never was.<\/p>\n<p>I guess she is pretty hot though. I have a bunch of boys PMing me on aol thinking I&#8217;m her.Sorry boys, but how can you expect to get a date if you can&#8221;t even get her screen name right.<\/p>\n<p>Girls expect that you get their name(s) right.<\/p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nope, and I never was. I guess she is pretty hot though. I have a bunch of boys PMing me on aol thinking I&#8217;m her.Sorry boys, but how can you expect to get a date if you can&#8221;t even get &hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/www.atouk.com\/wordpress\/sorry-im-not-nicole\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-17","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.atouk.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.atouk.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.atouk.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.atouk.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.atouk.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.atouk.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.atouk.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.atouk.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.atouk.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}